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Welcome to Pascal Desmond's Homepage   Please click here for World Transport Policy & Practice   STOP PRESS I've just won third prize in Lancaster's Spotlight Club Poetry Slam! More   This website is under construction... but it always will be... here's one of my scribbles to keep you amused:   She stands over there where in her lair she snares hares indeed I swear her beauty's rare like mrs blair's her nostrils flare her cheeks are bare just like a mare her questions dare answerers ne'er feel but pared and mighty quare eyeballs tared AD 99 yare I was there Oh... Miss P © copyright Pascal Desmond, January 1999 NOTES 'quare' = 'queer', i.e. 'strange', 'tared' = 'torn', 'yare' = 'year' [necessary poetic licence] This is a tribute to a barrister who represented Lancashire County Council at the Lancaster City Council Local Plan Inquiry, 1998-1999. One of the planning magazines described her as "an incisive cross-examiner who is extremely efficient at marshalling facts and arguments". Those opposed to her clients weren't that impressed. As an anti-spam measure, the e-mail address above has been placed in this page as a GIF. To e-mail me, you need to type the information you see in the box into an e-mail message.

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